Why are you single?

A question I’m all too frequently asked on a dating website I visit is, “why are you single?”.

I typically respond that my enjoyment of  German midget-clown pissing fetish porn throws guys off. They usually don’t respond after I tell them this, but today someone saw it as a potential joke and asked what the real reason was. I told him it’s because the only thing I have going for me is that, in real life, I have a sex drive equivalent to a pubescent boy on two doses of Viagra and I’m a really, really nice person. Aside from that I’m too busy to have much of a personality.

He felt this was unfortunate. I agreed.

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